http://utopianpsychosis.com If failure could be coalesced into a single website. Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:52:57 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en hello here is a video I made two years ago that I never released because I didn't think it was very good but now I am less worried about what people think of me so here it is: http://vimeo.com/31623741 and if you don't like it you can suck an egg right ... http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/error-report-episode-one/ There will never be a Dodge chapter two, because Dodge chapter one was ass-lousy. But you can always check out the "art" page for some new pictures I gone and done, and the "films" page for some new films I gone and done. http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/dodge-chapter-two/ Chapter One: Earth Edward felt around in his pocket for cigarettes and watched the Seattle Ark lift off, a thick tail of fire from the solid state rocket engines destroying the launchpad, leaving him and six billion other human beings stranded on a doomed Earth. He was out of cigarettes, ... http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/dodge-chapter-one/ No it's not. http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/site-broken/ I tear at my skin with cracked fingernails. It begins to come off in red and white sheets, especially in the areas I have prepared with liquid nitrogen. I can still feel the teeth burrowing deeper but I can't seem to catch up. A fair haired man in a lab ... http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/charlotte/ EDIT: This was not a very good story, so now it is gone. http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/monica/ For those of you who have ever loved, lost, or had your friends beat you into a coma with a baseball bat and then throw you down the stairs. http://utopianpsychosis.com/uncategorized/peter-cottontail/ Bill and Sarah were walking side by side down the riverwalk, holding hands, but not each others. The real owners of the hands sat grumpily 800 yards away in a science fiction themed pub called "The Geronimo", frowning listlessly at the twisted stubs and wondering just how they were going ... http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/holdin-hands/ This is an old story, but my e-friend Matthew Doyle convinced me to bring it out of retirement. And by retirement I mean the "maybe throw away at some point in the future" folder on my hard drive. I am a mighty dinosaur, and I am sinking into a tar ... http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/i-mighty-dinosaur/ I roll my eyes lazily around the speckled ceiling tiles, replaying the incident in the Mexican Grocers and Eateria earlier that day in my mind. A tie wrapped around a detective's neck opens the door and walks in. The detective smiles genially. "Mr. Cole?" I perk up to inform him that ... http://utopianpsychosis.com/news/fuck-tha-polic/